The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan.  Today it's called the PGA Tour.

If you drink, don't drive.  Don't even putt.

If you break 100, watch your golf.  If you break 80, watch your business.

Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five.

In golf, you keep your head down and follow through.  In the vice presidency, you keep your head up and follow through.  It's a big difference.